As a one-time journalist I have been asked time and again whether I am ever going to write a book about our experiences at Augill.
The truth is yes, it's been written. it's called 'Undressed for Dinner'. Whether it will ever be published is another story. It's a very personal tale which might not stand the scrutiny of the public!
In the meantime here are a few anecdotes that give you a flavour of what family life in a castle in Cumbria is all about.